I'll start where I ended with the last post, a dizzying bus ride. The terrain in Portugal is rather hilly. This leads to several things in their culture I'm sure, but for the interest of this story, primarily steep winding roads. As it turns out (pun intended), if in addition to the crazy-straw streets you have a bus driver that believes the only way to stop and start are fundamentally the same action of stomping on the pedal as hard as you can to activate either process, you may find even iron stomachs rust a bit. So until we reached the highway, a distance only measured by pepto-bismol sales, we suffered from bobbing, weaving and swaying bodies while the bus driver presumably was trying to murder the soles of his feet.
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| Who would eat 30 kids lunches? (Gifrific.com) |
The trot lead us to our first ever hostel. To clarify, mostly for we Americans, hostels are not places you get hacked into bits for the pleasure of some fat-cat wielding a meat clever. They are instead (typically) lodging with dorms and private rooms. That being said, standing in a seemingly seedy ally with a peep-show attached to the same building, our first impression was this would be the place in which that murderous aristocrat may be. The interior, in stark contrast, was a modern, pop art themed lodge with great lighting, and seemingly not seedy. We were, and still are, happy with our first ever hostel (Downtown Design Hostel) and it made a very adequate home base for our wanderings. Though on this occasion we opted for the private room (10 euro a night per person) our next stay in a hostel will be in a dorm and probably slightly less comfortable.
We didn't waste a moment. As quickly as we could unload and leave a couple dents in the floor from our now not so measly 50lbs+ bags, we left. The first thing we noticed, in comparison to the walk there, the Portuguese seemed to be in lower numbers. Every other European nation was well represented, particularly Sweden (for a European football match, they lost). We were in Rossio Square (roughly) which apparently is where tourism is the new oxygen. The restaurants all sold the same food and were all more "authentic" than the other and made sure you knew it. Their carnie-hosts try to wrangle the confused and slightly hungry into a platter full of "traditional" food. Also, if you want hash I now have a guy. He's on literally every street corner. Don't worry if hashish isn't your thing. He will have an arsenal of other drugs as well, and it's all "good quality" and always at a "good price." Touristic hell seems to just be the price you pay to see some wonderful places, and in this case it was worth it.
The second day was similar, weaving through crowds and pointing at things. The main difference was we saw more attractions, since this time around was well within the general operating hours of the area. We got to see a couple 'free' museums, and we got kicked out of a couple 'not quite as free' museums. We stormed a castle, but only to the gate since they wanted money we weren't willing to part with. No worries though, we will be working in one in France. I could continue to describe who, what, and where but pictures may lend themselves better than words here.
| View From the area immediately across form the castle. |
| A trolley |
| Camp Sweden |
In addition, something I enjoy quite a bit is 'Street Art' (graffiti, etc.) and throughout our travels I intend to photograph and collect different countries' contributions to this genre. Lisboa has some beautiful pieces and I was able to capture a few (not particularly well). There were a lot more that I didn't have the opportunity to turn into pixels but at least I was able to see them.
Lastly, our final morning in Lisboa was spent stuffing our gullets full of the hostel's complimentary breakfast, packing and more walking. Once again to avoid paying for any transportation we walked another 8-10 km to the airport, this time carrying the stress of air-travel as well as our backpacks. With great enthusiasm (upon our arrival) we made it to the airport with 30-45 minutes to spare. There is definitely a strong sense of satisfaction with tasks like this. Just the walk to the airport was difficult physically with the bags, very stressful because of time limit (if we don't make it there is no plan b), and navigating a city that you've never traveled through can be quite hard. We are trying to deal with all this as a pair without hating each other when things go awry. So when you do complete these tasks there's a "you earned it" feeling that comes with.
Next post, Espania.
- T. Cullen Morris



